Game over copy

[dandavies23]

I like the sort of kids from fame thing but think we could tweak the copy slightly.

[IainKnox]

Some game over comments:
"Keep calm and continue to aspire to mediocrity"
"Don't be such a Bieber"
"Nice try, you look like you eat the buttons off the remote"
"Sometimes your knight in shining armour is really just a loser in tinfoil"
"Close your eyes and keep telling yourself you're good at video games"
"If I had a penny for every brain cell you have, I'd have nothing"
"You remind me of a software update, whenever I see you I think not again"
"I bet you would be put in Hufflepuff"
"You're like a Slinky, kinda useless"
"Maybe it's time to go polish your Crocs"

[IainKnox]

"you are one bit short of a byte"
"You make Noobs look bad"
"You are more disappointing than a unsalted pretzel"
"its impossible to underestimate your skill level"

[dandavies23]

Fantastic thanks Iain! I'm going to keep in the ones that have an 80s zing.

Here's the ones I think we should carry put in the game:

"Sometimes your knight in shining armour is really just a loser in tinfoil"
"Close your eyes and keep telling yourself you're good at video games"
"You remind me of a software update, whenever I see you I think not again"
"You're like a Slinky, kinda useless"
"Maybe it's time to go polish your Crocs"
"You are one bit short of a byte"
"You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel"
"It's impossible to underestimate your skill level"

Do you think we should randomise these so it's a different put down each time? @liamthetate @Oldman10000