git-tutorial/movie_plot.php at master · sunsplat/git-tutorial · GitHub

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<?
class MoviePlotGenerator {
	public static $adjectives = array('sadistic',
									  'diminuitive',
									  'fat',
									  'determined',
									  'grisly');

	public static $occupations = array('movie-critic',
									   'goat wrangler',
									   'entrepreneur',
									   'construction worker',
									   'dentist',
									   'archaeologist',
									   'investment banker',
									   'baker',
									   'swimsuit model',
									   'astronaut');

	public static $quirks = array('penchant for melodrama',
								  'murky past',
								  'love for puppies',
								  'taste for blood',
								  'lust for antiques',
								  'background in Kung Fu',
								  'baby on the way',
								  '57\' Chevy',
								  'family back in Mexico',
								  'obsessed with gnomes');

	/**
	 *
	 * Get the plot of the next blockbuster action flick.
	 *
	 * @return string
	 */
	public function getPlot()
	{
		$his_adjective = $this->getRandom(self::$adjectives);
		$his_occupation = $this->getRandom(self::$occupations);
		$his_quirk = $this->getRandom(self::$quirks);


		$her_adjective =  $this->getRandom(self::$adjectives);
		if ($her_adjective == $his_adjective) {
						$her_adjective =  $this->getRandom(self::$adjectives);
						return $her_adjective;
		}

		$her_occupation = $this->getRandom(self::$occupations);
		if ($her_occupation == $his_occupation) {
						$her_occupation =  $this->getRandom(self::$occupations);
						return $her_occupation;
		}

		$her_quirk = $this->getRandom(self::$quirks);
		if ($her_quirk == $his_quirk) {
						$her_quirk =  $this->getRandom(self::$quirks);
						return $her_quirk;
		}

		$plot  = "He's a $his_adjective $his_occupation with a $his_quirk. ";
		$plot .= "She's a $her_adjective $her_occupation with a $her_quirk. ";
		$plot .= "They fight crime.";
		return $plot;
	}

	/**
	 *
	 * Return a random element from the array $arr.
	 *
	 * @param array $arr
	 * @return mixed
	 */
	protected function getRandom($arr)
	{
		return $arr[mt_rand(0, count($arr) - 1)];
	}

}

$generator = new MoviePlotGenerator();
print $generator->getPlot() . "\n";