It is a period of civil unrest. Shitposters, striking from their moms basements, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the pan-american internet firewall, an armored firewall with enough power to filter an entire continent.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Peach races home aboard her kart, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the internet....