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"Skills"

  • Debugging by adding console.log(“checkpoint #”) until the bug feels shame enough to delete itself
  • Merging without reading the diff (trust-driven development)
  • Writing code too complex for current hardware (often mislabled as "unoptimized")
  • Beating around the bush, crossing that bridge when I get there, then biting off more than I can chew

Research Interests

  • Serverless servers, dataless databases
  • Scientifically scientific sciences

Masterpiece Appreciation List

Interstellar, Fight Club, Band of Brothers, The Wire, Red Dead Redemption 2, Star Wars: A New Hope, Luger P08, 2011 BMW 328i, Apple UX, "Object-Oriented Programming is Bad" by Brian Will, D-Day invasion, Newton's Third Law, Leif K-Brook's omegle obituary, Thomas Massie's Congressional Term (2012-2026).

"Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy."

Tyler Durden

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